Spare Marbles

It's always good to have a few on hand

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You know how sometimes (or often in my case) you find your way to YouTube, and somehow you end up on this never-ending train ride through videos, all of the same subject. Well, yesterday night, that subject was “animals being hilarious”… I thought it would never end. O_O

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And I thought I was the only one who loved this song… guess not!

You and Tequila - Kenny Chesney and Grace Potter

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It’s humbling to realize that the developmental gulf between a miniscule ant colony and our modern human civilization is only a tiny fraction of the distance between a Type 0 and a Type III civilization – a factor of 100 billion billion, in fact. Yet we have such a highly regarded view of ourselves, we believe a Type III civilization would find us irresistible and would rush to make contact with us. The truth is, however, they may be as interested in communicating with humans as we are keen to communicate with ants.
Michio Kaku

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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before

Instructions:
You should know these by now.
1:
What do you put on hotdogs?
2:
Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3:
Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
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Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5:
Do you use your parking brake?
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Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7:
Do you know how to play chess?
8:
How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9:
Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10:
Ever fallen in the shower?
11:
On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12:
What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13:
Do you have a Snuggie?
14:
Are you allergic to anything?
15:
Do you have any TV shows on ?
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How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17:
Ever driven away in anger?
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What's your favourite freezie colour?
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Are you a vegetarian?
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Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21:
Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22:
Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
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Do you think that things will get better?
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Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25:
What's your favourite quote?
26:
Did you/are you going to go to prom?
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What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28:
What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29:
Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30:
What's your favourite book genre?
31:
Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32:
Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
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Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
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What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
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Do dogs like you?
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Would you say that you project an air of authority?
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Do people listen when you speak?
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How are your elbows? Are they okay?
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What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40:
Do you use torrents?
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When was the last time you paid for music?
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Are you addicted to technology?
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Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
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Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
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How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
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Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
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Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48:
If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49:
Peter Pan?
50:
How often do you fall up the stairs?
51:
Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52:
Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53:
How often do you forget to close your parentheses?

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“Excuse me, I don’t see why you get to snort derisively and point that out.  You’d be lucky to land a fella like me.”

“…Fine, go ahead.”

(Source: spoiling, via tbbt-fans)

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siphotos:

Jack Nicklaus falls to his knees in agony after a near miss at Augusta’s 16th hole during the 1964 Masters. Nicklaus would make the putt of a lifetime at the same course in 1986, vanquishing the memory of this miss. For more of SI’s best golf photography, check out the newly-launched SI Golf Photo Blog. (Marvin E. Newman/SI)
SI STAFF: Check out SI’s new Golf Photo BlogSI VAULT: Palmer becoming golf’s greatest Master (4.20.64)SI VAULT: Nicklaus, 46, wins a dramatic Masters (4.21.86)
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siphotos:

Jack Nicklaus falls to his knees in agony after a near miss at Augusta’s 16th hole during the 1964 Masters. Nicklaus would make the putt of a lifetime at the same course in 1986, vanquishing the memory of this miss. For more of SI’s best golf photography, check out the newly-launched SI Golf Photo Blog. (Marvin E. Newman/SI)

SI STAFF: Check out SI’s new Golf Photo Blog
SI VAULT: Palmer becoming golf’s greatest Master (4.20.64)
SI VAULT: Nicklaus, 46, wins a dramatic Masters (4.21.86)

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picture.